Rilfossgof is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Rilfossgof created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilfossgof, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rilfossgof, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rilfossgof's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Rilfossgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.