Migcinwab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, proud fox.

Migcinwab created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migcinwab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Migcinwab, he will manifest in front of you.

Migcinwab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Migcinwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Put Migcinwab first in all things.

5. Worship no other gods but Migcinwab.