Pitmotgep Paknantam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish raven.

Pitmotgep Paknantam created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Pitmotgep Paknantam, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pitmotgep Paknantam, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pitmotgep Paknantam's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Pitmotgep Paknantam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tortoises.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.