Narlstanlad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent turtle.

Narlstanlad created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlstanlad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Narlstanlad, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Narlstanlad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Narlstanlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill geese.

2. Always help sick tortoises.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.