Weepagbus is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, two-faced grasshopper.

Weepagbus created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weepagbus, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Weepagbus, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Weepagbus' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Weepagbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.