Ontgadbog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless crane.

Ontgadbog created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Ontgadbog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ontgadbog, he will turn you into a frog.

Ontgadbog's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Ontgadbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Never wear white shorts.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not kill porpoises.