Hamnurlflis is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful hummingbird.

Hamnurlflis created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Hamnurlflis, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hamnurlflis, it will turn you into a puffin.

Hamnurlflis' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Hamnurlflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not hurt snakes.

4. Run away if seven sheep approach from the south.

5. Never mention manatees.