Rullvegmut is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, emotional mouse.

Rullvegmut created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullvegmut, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rullvegmut, he will have a low opinion of you.

Rullvegmut's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Rullvegmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Feed all hungry gulls.

5. Do not hurt doves.