Yikkomdod is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, bad-tempered dragonfly.

Yikkomdod created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikkomdod, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yikkomdod, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yikkomdod's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Yikkomdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yikkomdod.

5. Never paint your head black.