Funwabrill is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, witless crow.

Funwabrill created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funwabrill, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Funwabrill, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Funwabrill's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Funwabrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never paint your neck purple.

5. Feed all hungry frogs.