Arnarfbass is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, capable rat.

Arnarfbass created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Arnarfbass, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Arnarfbass, it will be mildly annoyed.

Arnarfbass' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Arnarfbass' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. You must pray to Arnarfbass eight times a day.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never mention rats.