Gudpopvag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, wise tortoise.

Gudpopvag created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudpopvag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gudpopvag, she will turn you into a rock.

Gudpopvag's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Gudpopvag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never feed wheat to gulls while wearing violet jumpers.