Fadbelltap is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, intelligent aardvark.

Fadbelltap created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fadbelltap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fadbelltap, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fadbelltap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fadbelltap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never skip near great tits.

5. Never hurt foxes.