Vanbon is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast
crocodile.
Vanbon created a quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vanbon, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Vanbon, she will send two she bears to sort you out.
Vanbon's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Vanbon's Holy Commandments1. Erect five silver sculptures of Vanbon on top of important buildings.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Do not kill voles.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Never eat bark.