Hotlegdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust swan.

Hotlegdoss created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotlegdoss, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hotlegdoss, it will manifest in front of you.

Hotlegdoss' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Hotlegdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not speak about cherries.