Pak is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless cat.

Pak created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pak, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pak, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Pak's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Pak's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pak.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not hurt porpoises.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.