Fudyemtik is a god.

She takes the form of a small, slow zebra.

Fudyemtik created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudyemtik, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fudyemtik, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fudyemtik's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fudyemtik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.