Wotfatsid is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unthinking bee.

Wotfatsid created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotfatsid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wotfatsid, he will curse you with boils.

Wotfatsid's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Wotfatsid's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wotfatsid.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never paint your chest fawn.

4. Do not take Wotfatsid's name in vain.

5. Do not speak about corn.