Vogbednan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited elephant.

Vogbednan created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Vogbednan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vogbednan, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vogbednan's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vogbednan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about turtles.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.