Fomjancam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, fast chicken.

Fomjancam created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomjancam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fomjancam, it will not invite you to parties.

Fomjancam's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fomjancam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Always help horses.

4. Always help eagles in need.

5. Respect your elders.