Bumdagsas is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, confident giraffe.

Bumdagsas created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumdagsas, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bumdagsas, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bumdagsas' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bumdagsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. You must love Bumdagsas.

3. Always help dogs in need.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Run away from magenta otters, for they are unholy.