Yimcarbat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy camel.

Yimcarbat created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimcarbat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yimcarbat, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yimcarbat's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Yimcarbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick swans.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think ill of sick voles.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.