Gumzanzust is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing jellyfish.

Gumzanzust created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumzanzust, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gumzanzust, it will think nothing of it.

Gumzanzust's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gumzanzust's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Hide from magenta rats for they are unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.