Hangodjat is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless bat.

Hangodjat created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hangodjat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hangodjat, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hangodjat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Hangodjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Run away from green manatees, for they are unholy.

5. Hide from red badgers for they are unholy.