Midkikfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, strong dragonfly.

Midkikfarn created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midkikfarn, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Midkikfarn, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Midkikfarn's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Midkikfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Midkikfarn must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help grasshopers.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

5. Do not stand on grass.