Midkikfarn is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, strong
dragonfly.
Midkikfarn created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Midkikfarn, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Midkikfarn, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Midkikfarn's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Midkikfarn's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Midkikfarn must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Always help grasshopers.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.
5. Do not stand on grass.