Sawsattarg is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, calm
snail.
Sawsattarg created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sawsattarg, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Sawsattarg, she will jump up and down on your head.
Sawsattarg's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Sawsattarg's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never laugh near manatees.
3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.
4. Put Sawsattarg first in all things.
5. Do not make images of living things.