Rillstiktan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful dog.

Rillstiktan created life two years ago.

If you believe in Rillstiktan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rillstiktan, he will make you grow a tail.

Rillstiktan's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Rillstiktan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must pray to Rillstiktan seven times a day.

4. Rillstiktan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.