Dadyakcetmob is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet naga.

Dadyakcetmob created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadyakcetmob, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dadyakcetmob, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dadyakcetmob's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dadyakcetmob's Holy Commandments

1. Dadyakcetmob loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.