Xembapxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring centipede.

Xembapxuc created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xembapxuc, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xembapxuc, she will turn you into a duck.

Xembapxuc's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Xembapxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not take Xembapxuc's name in vain.