Bafhamhas is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless jackal.

Bafhamhas created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafhamhas, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bafhamhas, she will strike you with lightening.

Bafhamhas' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bafhamhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Erect six copper sculptures of Bafhamhas on top of important buildings.

5. Do not listen to music.