Legvidcapdimcudtar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, impressive tapir.

Legvidcapdimcudtar created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legvidcapdimcudtar, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Legvidcapdimcudtar, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Legvidcapdimcudtar's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Legvidcapdimcudtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near snakes.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.