Lin Rutfetquaf Hugbapgep is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking seal.

Lin Rutfetquaf Hugbapgep created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lin Rutfetquaf Hugbapgep, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lin Rutfetquaf Hugbapgep, she will send you a sign.

Lin Rutfetquaf Hugbapgep's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Lin Rutfetquaf Hugbapgep's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Lin Rutfetquaf Hugbapgep.

2. Hide if nine porpoises approach from the south.

3. Always help sick nematodes.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink alcohol.