Gudgem is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil shrew.

Gudgem created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gudgem, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gudgem, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gudgem's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Gudgem's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help sick frogs.