Vinfagjon Safzanhan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid scorpion.

Vinfagjon Safzanhan created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinfagjon Safzanhan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vinfagjon Safzanhan, she will turn you into a worm.

Vinfagjon Safzanhan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Vinfagjon Safzanhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

2. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always help squirrels in need.