Cunarppop is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unfair wyrm.

Cunarppop created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunarppop, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cunarppop, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cunarppop's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cunarppop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

2. Run away from red shrews, for they are unholy.

3. Put Cunarppop first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never paint your arms orange.