Banjamnat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying lion.

Banjamnat created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Banjamnat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Banjamnat, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Banjamnat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Banjamnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Feed all hungry swans.