Abcanpin is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, grumpy horse.

Abcanpin created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abcanpin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Abcanpin, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Abcanpin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Abcanpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. You must pray to Abcanpin six times a day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not chop down trees.