Mathimbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful fly.

Mathimbaf created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mathimbaf, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mathimbaf, it will boil you in a big pot.

Mathimbaf's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Mathimbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always help sick hamsters.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not chop down trees.