Ditpit is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong chicken.

Ditpit created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditpit, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ditpit, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Ditpit's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Ditpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white tights.

2. Always help ants.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Worship no other gods but Ditpit.

5. Ditpit loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.