Sidbedvonk Nanbumwee is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, almighty beaver.

Sidbedvonk Nanbumwee created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidbedvonk Nanbumwee, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sidbedvonk Nanbumwee, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sidbedvonk Nanbumwee's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Sidbedvonk Nanbumwee's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three frogs approach from the east.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.