Sogsatfen is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered swallow.

Sogsatfen created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogsatfen, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sogsatfen, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sogsatfen's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Sogsatfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sogsatfen.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.