Vonkfudfot is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unfair octopus.

Vonkfudfot created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Vonkfudfot, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vonkfudfot, it will not care.

Vonkfudfot's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Vonkfudfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention cats.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

5. Never talk about comets.