Stiknadstig is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, deceitful badger.

Stiknadstig created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiknadstig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stiknadstig, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stiknadstig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Stiknadstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stiknadstig.