Zakjingess is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, confident butterfly.

Zakjingess created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakjingess, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zakjingess, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Zakjingess' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Zakjingess' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.