Fliswodkar is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring
hedgehog.
Fliswodkar created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fliswodkar, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Fliswodkar, he will ignore you.
Fliswodkar's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Fliswodkar's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
2. Never think about gravity.
3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Fliswodkar on top of all buildings.
4. Do not shave your chest.
5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.