Fliswodkar is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring hedgehog.

Fliswodkar created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fliswodkar, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fliswodkar, he will ignore you.

Fliswodkar's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fliswodkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Fliswodkar on top of all buildings.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.