Cid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented dog.

Cid created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cid, she will boil you in a big pot.

Cid's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.