Gofgettim is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, annoying duck.

Gofgettim created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofgettim, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gofgettim, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gofgettim's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gofgettim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Retreat if nine tapirs approach from the south.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think ill of sick mites.