Bidgonlabwik is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unjust horse.

Bidgonlabwik created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidgonlabwik, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bidgonlabwik, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bidgonlabwik's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bidgonlabwik's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bidgonlabwik.