Vedzigbog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, sage parrot.

Vedzigbog created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Vedzigbog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vedzigbog, she will send you a sign.

Vedzigbog's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vedzigbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to rats while wearing fawn shirts.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Never paint your legs yellow.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Never pour water over plants.