Tip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-powerful donkey.

Tip created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Tip, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tip, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tip's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. Always help squirrels.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.